Friday, March 29, 2019

When Mashups Work - Smash Bandits


Who else played cops and robbers when they were little? I suspect over half of you just reminisced of a childhood experience. This is a theme that's known across the globe. It's probably the best example of good vs. evil since almost every place in the world has a justice system and those who oppose it. This is one of the many reasons why this makes such a good video game topic. Combine this with racing mechanics and I'm bound to love it. Naturally when I saw Smash Cops for the first time I was pretty excited to try it.

I downloaded Smash Cops while it was free for a short period of time. It probably showed up in one of my mobile game feeds since it normally has a $5 price tag. What a great find this was for a free game! If you haven't played it or another game by Hutch the concept is exactly how it sounds from the title. You play a cop who's chasing bandits down. You smash into them in order to apprehend them. There are different types of missions with different objectives so it keeps the game feeling fresh. All-in-all the graphics are sweet, the game is challenging and it's action packed every step of the way.

The Downside


With an intro like this you might be thinking this game is a 10 out of 10 with no issues. While the game is great some have issues with the controls. I don't, but some do so it's worth noting. However, I think everyone can agree that the camera angles/functionality could be much better. If you pull a quick 180 degree turn just try and steer your car as the camera pans back around. It's very difficult to do accurately. Hutch tries to help this by providing an arrow to show you where your vehicle is going, but it just doesn't help out enough.

The larger problem with Smash Cops was the business model. It was released as a premium game with a few IAPs. F2P was popular in late 2011/early 2012 (when the game was being built/launched), but wasn't at the same level that it's at today so I can understand why the developer chose this route. It's also easy for me to criticize after the fact. To be fair, they reached top 10 grossing spot which is something that most developers can only dream of doing (regardless of business model or being featured by Apple). Hutch likely knew the limiting IAP/Premium design might hinder revenues and that's likely why they came out with...


Smash Cops Heat


In December of 2012 Hutch released Smash Cops Heat. From what I can tell it's mostly the same game, but with a few more IAP options. However, when a game doesn't have endless monetization possibilities or an evergreen game design then the developer needs to acquire players as fast as they're churning in order to maintain or grow their business. I don't know the churn rate in the Smash Cops (or SC Heat) but normally this is virtually impossible to do organically and very costly to do through advertising. I'm not sure how Hutch does it, but they've been able to maintain chart positions with the Smash Cops franchise which is amazing in itself. However, maintaining isn't growing. I think everyone knew Hutch was going to make another game. They're clearly successful, but what do you make? Smash Cops 2? Maybe, but fans would expect it to be mission based like the previous version, and you'd run into the same endless/evergreen issues. I believe this is why Hutch created Smash Bandits.


The Endless Running Smash Cops


Like the other titles the name really sums up what the game is about. This time players control the bandit car and are trying to escape police cars and traps. They also addressed the camera issue. It's always behind your vehicle which makes this game MUCH easier to play. The main objective is to drive as long as possible while smashing into as many cars, obstacles or cops as possible to drive up your score. In true endless runner fashion the game also has side missions to give players a sense of progression while they grind their way to better vehicles. Out of the 3 games I've spent the most time and money in Smash Bandits. I like endless runners and I like racing games... but I love Smash Bandits!

Why I Love It

  • Stays true to previous Hutch games! I'm a fan of the game they put out. I don't want them to shift their direction to a game that they might not be great at. 
  • Not just another endless runner! Everyone is making endless runners now-a-days but almost all of them involve some character physically run from something while avoiding obstacles. Here you not some character, you're a car. You're not just avoiding obstacles, you're exploding through them. 
  • Its action packed! Not one minute of Smash Bandits is dull. There are always barricades to smash through, cars to explode and cops to evade.
  • Beautiful graphics! Graphics aren't everything but it helps that the explosions look amazing. Even with all that's happening on the screen I rarely get any slowdown. I've experienced minor slowdowns but after killing background apps it went away. 
  • Boat scenes! As if smashing through everything with cars wasn't enough, there are areas in the map where you smash through a boat house and you're controlling a boat. How does that logistically work? Shut up and keep running from the cops. 
  • Challenging missions! You might start with a few easy missions, but some of the later ones are pretty hard to do. They had me trying and trying until admitting defeat and paying $15,000 to skip it. 
  • Nice monetization mechanics! There are reviews of people who hate the delay (wanted level) but this is what's making me play the game for so long. Without a delay I would've played the game HARDCORE for a week and would've been done. Want to skip a mission? You can by paying soft currency. There's certainly room for improvement/growth but this is a solid foundation. 

Hutch if you're reading this, please release more cars or levels. :)

Word of Caution


Even though Smash Bandits is a great game Endless Runners generally don't typically monetize well. There are exceptions to the rule, but it takes more than pretty graphics to stand out in a sea of Endless Running games. This game works and I think it'll do well because it innovates and expands on the Endless Running genre while blending a racing theme in with it. It's not just another game where a character is running away from something and needs to avoid obstacles.

Mashing up genres/mechanics can be a risky move too. Many times when a developer takes two genres/mechanics they can turn off players from both genres and no one ends up liking it. If you're thinking about making an endless runner (or mashup) carefully study and consider great games like Smash Bandits while designing your game. Are you going to make an experience that fans of both genres will enjoy or are you just going to piss them off?

If you need help designing or fixing your F2P game you can find me here at my blog or on Twitter.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Autunno / Autumn

ITALIANO
Scendon le gocce della prima pioggia
che sui selciato ancor timida batte,
mentre settembre lietamente sfoggia
l'ardore delle sue bacche scarlatte.
E le foglie chiacchierine
parlano dell'autunno che ritorna
e che sotto la pioggia fine fine
di pampini e di bacche agile s'adorna. 
(MARINO MORETTI - "La prima pioggia").


ENGLISH
A touch of cold in the Autumn night—
I walked abroad,
And saw the ruddy moon lean over a hedge
Like a red-faced farmer.
I did not stop to speak, but nodded,
And round about were the wistful stars
With white faces like town children.
( T.E. HULME "Autumn")

Summer Of Tanks Wrapup - Rank-a-Tank With Turbotastic Bryce!

The Summer of Tanks officially closes with this great audio submission from Bryce, the host of the Turbotastic Podcast! He took all of the tank games on the 2600 and ranked them. I did the same, and I also posted polls on social media, so you'll hear what you think too! Also, if you'd like to enter the contest to win 5 of the 2600 tank games, please send an email to 2600gamebygame@gmail.com by 10 PM EST on October 2nd. Please put Summer of Tanks contest in the subject line. If you've already won something from my show, please sit out this one if you could. Thank you all for listening!

Mustering For Battle

The 28th Foot are now up to strength and fully trained. 


A vital convoy is departing Windsor on Saturday, en route to Fort Anne. There are rumours of French troops lurking near Kingston so the 28th has been ordered to join the escort and be ready for their first fight.

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Review - OVERLORD II - It's Good To Be Bad, And Back On GOG!

Overlord II - Wallpaper
Overlord II - Title banner - transparent png

  It took almost 10 years to be on GOG, but let's look at the bright side: this game improved on its predecessor in every way possible, and has aged nicely!

- Gameplay is more fun
- AI is more responsive and aggressive, making the game more challenging in general
- It's fun to battle against the "Roman-like" empire! 

Now, let's have fun pillaging innocent villages!😋

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Food Game

Find the following food items in the kitchen! A game to practise food vocabulary (fruit, vegetables, drinks, meat, desserts...). Check out our Food and Drink Vocabulary List.

The Backlog

After Brad Gallaway put together his backlog, I though it might be fun to do mine. Here they are, ranked by system then by preference. Bear in mind that theoretically I'm working on a book on 1990s video games, and would like to be able to make more time for that, so in order to not have "Every 90s game I never played" as a list, I'll only list the ones I specifically acquired and haven't played before (a general rule for the list anyway.


PSX

Syphon Filter - Yeah, I never played this, picked it for the book for $2.

PS2

Persona 4 - I started this, got 30-40% done, but got overwhelmed and let it go.
God Hand
Sly Cooper
We <3 Katamari 
Disgaea - I've started this and stopped at the same place 2-3 times, early on. Would like to push further someday.

Gamecube

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds
Mystic Heroes
Metroid Prime 2 - I've had this for years, but every time I start, I want to play Metroid Prime 1 then I do and get my Metroid fix. One day.
Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

Nintendo DS

Radiant Historia - started this, maybe 25% through. I enjoy it but it hasn't grabbed me and demanded I keep playing.
Castlevania: Portrait Of Ruin - started this, enjoy the central out-of-the-castle conceit, but never pushed myself to go back. You know, if I had a job where I left the house, I'd play more DS games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dubious, but it has so many fans I want to do it.
Dragon Quest IV/VI - picked these up for cheap, played a notable amount of IV, haven't started VI.
Lost Magic - Had this one on my list for so long I kind of forgot why.

Wii

Monster Hunter Tri
No More Heroes 2
Little King's Story - Started this, very much liked it, but was driven away by Nutcracker music (sister's recital aversion therapy)
MadWorld 
Metroid Prime 3
Zelda: Twilight Princess - I did play most of this on the Gamecube when it was released, but it probably deserves a Wii play.
Super Smash Bros Brawl - Obviously it's best multi-player, but it's terrible with the Wiimote. So I need to get a Classic controller or two and have some friends over.
NHL 2K10 - I read this was one of the best games for use of the motion controls, but the controls didn't really click with me, and I think I have a bum shoulder.

PS3

God Of War III - Slowly working my way through this one, and it's top of the list of New PS3 game since it's borrowed.
Brutal Legend - I mean, Double Fine.
Valkyria Chronicles
Demon's Souls
3D Dot Game Heroes
Heavy Rain - I have this (borrowed), I started it, and I can't read it on my non-HD TV.
Resistance 2
Killzone 2
Brothers In Arms/Motorstorm - These were hand-me-downs, but I'll probably give them at least a quick try before trading them.

PC

The Old Republic - Like anything's getting played as long as this is #1....
Fallout: New Vegas
Bulletstorm/Portal 2 - I want to feel like my 2011 Best Games list is more complete. Own these. Haven't played. Should.
Bioshock 2
Bastion - Okay, I've played this, but is it New Game+ time? It should be, right?
Atom Zombie Smasher - This is kind of getting played alongside The Old Republic, so it's not quite a "backlog".
Skyrim - Yeah, I'll go back. Maybe let some mods and DLC show up?
Cave Story+
Braid
Limbo
The Witcher
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Dragon Age: Awakening
Just Cause 2
Assassin's Creed
Torchlight 
Alpha Protocol
Amnesia
Recettear - Played long enough to get a good feel for the mechanics but not so good I didn't fail. Would like to go back and win.
King's Bounty/Crossworlds - I would like to finish one or both of these
SpaceChem  - Played a while, need to play more.
Metro 2033
Binding Of Isaac 
Shogun 2: Total War - NEVER ENOUGH
Eversion
Rock Of Ages
VVVVV
Diner Dash
Beyond Good & Evil
Mirror's Edge - Probably would be higher, but I have it on disc and don't have a CD-ROM drive at the moment.
Baldur's Gate II - I played this long enough to get a good idea that there was something impressive, but got stuck and said I'd come back to it. 
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
Frozen Synapse - Was not impressed when I started playing, but the Steam gift contest will push me into at least another try.
World Of Goo
Battle For Wesnoth
F.E.A.R.
Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
Tomb Raider/Myst - These two are probably close on the "Most Important Game I've Never Played" pedestal
Prince Of Persia 2008
Mount & Blade Warband
Majesty 2
Titan Quest
Time Gentlemen, Please!/Ben There, Dan That
Splinter Cell
Ghost Recon
Might & Magic Heroes VI - I liked this a lot and I want to get back and finish more of the campaigns but oh man.
Terraria - Gave this a quick start, but was immediately pissed off by the lack of tutorial or manual. I guess it's hip to make your fans put videos up on YouTube instead of teaching your players how to play. Doubt I'll go back, honestly. Or play MineCraft. But I probably should.
Solar 2
Thief: The Dark Project/Thief: Deadly Shadows
Quake I/II/III
Orcs Must Die 
Overlord I/II
Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus/Oddysee
NightSky
Monday Night Combat - I played this a bit and really liked it but there are so many team-based shooters around I'm not sure I'll ever go back.
Medieval Total War II/Kingdoms - I have so much love for the Total War but they're such an investment.
Max Payne I/II
Inside A Star-Filled Sky
Grand Theft Auto V
Gemini Rue
Oblivion
Dead Space 2
Delve Deeper
Cthulu Saves The World/Breath Of Death VII
Broken Sword
Avadon: The Black Fortress
A.R.E.S.
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